How to be a gentleman - Google search

I was recently told that i have to learn how be a gentleman , and i am about three times less gentleman than the ultimate gentleman , which is not that bad score though , just three times less ....
So in order to change and transform myself form a dark Angel to a real gentleman i asked my best friend Google for some tips and advices about all that gentleman issue.
Fell free to use the following step by step guide to help yourself be a better human and gentleman

Thanks heaven for internet - makes our life so much easier.
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[quote from wikihow]
How to Be a Gentleman
The notions of chivalry and honor aren't dead, but they're not thriving either. Not only will conducting yourself as a gentleman get you girls, it will give you something about yourself to be proud of.
Steps:

1.Pay attention to how you look. Wear clothes that fit your body well, eliminate flashy clothing and avoid fashion "faux pas" (i.e. baseball hats cocked slightly to the side). - fuck i guess that means that i have to throw away all my fancy orange wardrobe , even the socks and the Spiderman shirts ....damn it that one is gonna be hard

2.A true gentleman is polite to everyone. Always be aware of how you can help people. Wait an extra few seconds to hold the door for the person behind you. Offer to help an old or pregnant person get their grocery bags to the car. - Well i consider myself polite but unfortunately my politeness ends when i have to deal with special or retarded people , with not grown up kids , with princes living in their fairy tales , with proved idiots and a lot more... considering that all of the above categories people represent let's say 80 percent of my 99 Facebook friends , it is hard to be polite , maybe i need a special politeness class...

3.Don't swear. Ever. - FUCK THAT SHIT.
4.Give girls a little extra respect. - hm i think i have a progress on that one.Cosmo really helped me respecting more girls and their problems

5.Don't talk about yourself much.Although girls like to know a little bit about you so she can understand what you are talking about sometimes. In addition to making you a much more desirable conversationalist, it will make you seem more mysterious, which many women find attractive - I think i am good at that one , but the reason is not because i am a gentleman (still learning...) in most of the times it is because nobody has to say something smart , interesting or at least to insult me the proper way.
6.Learn to either avoid politics and religion until you know someone better, and learn how to be neutral if someone else brings it up - Jesus Fuckin Christ how can i stay away form political and religion jokes and pokes. Is that possible at all?
not in my universe i guess

7.....oups.... i think i just got high right now , so will continue with the gentleman steps first thing tomorrow morning
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