In case u miss your boy/girl friend back home

Love Love , all we need is love .Love gives u wings , love makes u happy and full of joy. But sometimes the love birds are being separated for a while and long distance relationships are always hard to manage . Even in 2009 when u can talk , chat , write emails for a few hours a day it is still hard when u miss so much your honey back home .... dreaming about his arms to hug u , about her eyes to warm u in the lonely night, about his passion to burn u , about her sense of humor to cheer u up , about his dick to fuck u in the ass...
For all u separated by the distance couples , thanks to the technology there is a wonderful selection of devices that would help u never miss another penetration , blow job , anal penetration and whatever u are doing with your honey
It is all started back in 1999 with the wonderful device Fuck u fuck me [FUFME]

1999 the internet were so young and innocent ....
If u ask me it looks and should be working great , but i guess the lack of broadband internet and with that dial-up connection , just wasn't the right time to hit the market with device like that.Imaging the dial-up dropping all the time....
Now in 2009 the things are going much much more advanced .
Thanks to unknown Chinese Corporation u are getting a high end device for an ultimate pleasure experience
device number one

device number two

So before starting the fun , please be advised to follow some basic guidelines and tips which will insure your and your partner's safety and ultimate pleasure
1.Before plugging anything into the virtual hole , please read all the manual [if u are have a previous experience with such kind of device u can stick to the quick guide ]
2. Install all the necessary software and drivers from the supplied DVD.
3.Reboot your computer.
4.Plug the "Hole" to the power , then connect the device to the USB 2.0 port of your computer.
5.Plug the "Stick" to the power , then connect the device to the USB 2.0 port of your computer.
6.Start the software and test the web cam.

7.Watch the following video to get a few basic tips how to use the device
direct link[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g1y1YpQrPk]

8.Plug your dick into the "Hole" and start interacting
9. Gently massage the "Stick" ...

Windows Vista Compatible
Broadband Internet required
Not suitable for children under age of 4
Please be considered - using water based lubricants may lead to a short circuit .
Wi-fi connection is not recommended , due to possible signal drops.
Be sure to have all your equipment connected to an UPS so u can save all your data and actions in case of power breakdown. [POWER BREAKDOWN WHILE YOUR DICK IS PLUGGED INTO THE HOLE MAY CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH ]
If u are using shared computer , hole and stick be sure to sign out , use proper anti virus software and condom each time u engage the devices.
Please read the FAQ for any questions
If u have any further questions regarding the proper use of the devices DO NOT hesitate to contact customer service.
Feel free to visit product's web page for additional accessories and software upgrades.

[enjoy responsible ]