How to be a gentleman...part II

I started reading on how to be a gentleman few days ago ,but unfortunately i messed with the wrong people , get high and couldn't finished it ...
So ... lets try finish this one more time ....
number 7.Something guys don't really appreciate is that the world is more threatening for girls: they're automatically targets at night or in bad neighborhoods. - A good solution to this one is to find a girl strong enough that can handle all the bad people in all the bad neighborhoods ...

I think that chick will do the trick...
8.When you're with your girlfriend, remember to keep doing nice things for her. If she's carrying something, pick it up when she puts it down. Show up with a card or a flower. Expensive and showy doesn't matter, it's the effort. In fact, a rose and a heartfelt kiss will keep any girl happy for days.... - Keep doing nice things to her - I guess that mean - lie , lie , cheat , lie , flowers , card for st.Valentine , lie , cheat , flowers for the birthday , keep lying and keep lying...
and about that " Expensive and showy doesn't matter, it's the effort.".... yeah right but diamonds are girls' best friends...."

9.There are some things you shouldn't talk to girls about. These include how hot other girls are, or anything at all of that nature. If she's not in to sports or video games, you can say a few things but then move on to something she's in to. Girls tend to be more interested in books and music than in sports and video games, though there are plenty of exceptions to every rule. It's fine to talk about that stuff with your guy friends, but a gentleman doesn't do that. - Simple translation - Just try to pretend that u care what the fuck she is talking about , even it is some pointless crap like how was work today or "do u like my new shoes thing ...." .And from time to time just say - "Ouh Yeah , Really??" , "That is so interesting " ,
10.Stand up for your girl. Don't go around punching everyone who looks at her sideways, but if anyone's giving her looks or unwanted advances, intervene. - see number 7
11.Always have a straight posture (nobody likes a sloucher) - i guess disabled guys can't be gentlemen ?
12.Do not talk down to a women ever. It's ok to tease but being cruel is not the way to go. - I will fail that one for sure - being cruel is the best and the most interesting way to go .
13.Avoid fighting, as it isn't the best way to solve problems, but a real gentleman never backs off when he's challenged, always standing up for himself and his values. Keep the straight posture, even if your rival is taller than you. But be reasonable, never use weapons, such as guns, knifes and the likes, as this kind of "chivalry" is from the old days and might end up seriously damaging you. And never, never fight in/against a group, for a gentleman only duels, do not try to be Chuck Norris. If your opponent is down, that means you made your point and it's time to stop fighting. Offer him a hand to get up, always expecting a bad reaction, as he might not have the same values as you have -see number 7 again .

I hope that this guide will help me and all of u guys for being better gentlemen and nice guys .

for more google it....

How to be a gentleman - Google search

I was recently told that i have to learn how be a gentleman , and i am about three times less gentleman than the ultimate gentleman , which is not that bad score though , just three times less ....
So in order to change and transform myself form a dark Angel to a real gentleman i asked my best friend Google for some tips and advices about all that gentleman issue.
Fell free to use the following step by step guide to help yourself be a better human and gentleman

Thanks heaven for internet - makes our life so much easier.
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[quote from wikihow]
How to Be a Gentleman
The notions of chivalry and honor aren't dead, but they're not thriving either. Not only will conducting yourself as a gentleman get you girls, it will give you something about yourself to be proud of.
Steps:

1.Pay attention to how you look. Wear clothes that fit your body well, eliminate flashy clothing and avoid fashion "faux pas" (i.e. baseball hats cocked slightly to the side). - fuck i guess that means that i have to throw away all my fancy orange wardrobe , even the socks and the Spiderman shirts ....damn it that one is gonna be hard

2.A true gentleman is polite to everyone. Always be aware of how you can help people. Wait an extra few seconds to hold the door for the person behind you. Offer to help an old or pregnant person get their grocery bags to the car. - Well i consider myself polite but unfortunately my politeness ends when i have to deal with special or retarded people , with not grown up kids , with princes living in their fairy tales , with proved idiots and a lot more... considering that all of the above categories people represent let's say 80 percent of my 99 Facebook friends , it is hard to be polite , maybe i need a special politeness class...

3.Don't swear. Ever. - FUCK THAT SHIT.
4.Give girls a little extra respect. - hm i think i have a progress on that one.Cosmo really helped me respecting more girls and their problems

5.Don't talk about yourself much.Although girls like to know a little bit about you so she can understand what you are talking about sometimes. In addition to making you a much more desirable conversationalist, it will make you seem more mysterious, which many women find attractive - I think i am good at that one , but the reason is not because i am a gentleman (still learning...) in most of the times it is because nobody has to say something smart , interesting or at least to insult me the proper way.
6.Learn to either avoid politics and religion until you know someone better, and learn how to be neutral if someone else brings it up - Jesus Fuckin Christ how can i stay away form political and religion jokes and pokes. Is that possible at all?
not in my universe i guess

7.....oups.... i think i just got high right now , so will continue with the gentleman steps first thing tomorrow morning
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