I don't know how "real" this service is going to be , but i am signing in for one right now.
It's all about social networks, isn't it ? cloudgirlfriend.com
We all know her - GERI a true Bulgarian star - she was 2 time olympic wrestling champion , 4 times world wrestling champion , and she is still the undisputed freestyle fighter champion of WWE!!!
But now all this is in the past , meet the new GERI
She is hot , she is single , she has some stories to tell u ...
be ready New Hampshire , GERI is coming to rock the valley one more time...
Well... all this is already in the past....
The new season of GERI:KAKSI? is right here right now, right on Facebook. Geri end up her fiberholic wh***e village lifestyle and went to the great big village of Chicago. Geri found the truck (much bigger than an ordinary Honda) of her life. Jeri is now in a serious relationship, no more back seats, no more hotels, no more affairs. Watch out Chicago cause Jeri will rock and roll u in a way that u have never seen before....
Че салсата е педераски танц, тва ние много добре го знаеме. Че сички много ги кефи танца също го знаеме.
Сега всички вие салсьорчета си имате и сайт за запознаства, който ще улесни танците и конференцийте. Това творение ще го оплюя кратко ясно и точно с първото което ми дойде на ума след като цъкнах на галерия жени - Sladur пълен с лелки...
Айде на яките кучки народе...
p.s. Да знам, че нищо не разбирам от тези неща
p.s.2 Да знам, че не знам стъпките и че съм хейтър
This is love story based on a stupid song performed in a small , crowded and smoky club called "The Spot" . WARNING!!! :There is no fancy decoration , flashy lights and too many happy thoughts in this story.
...One upon a time there was a girl called Mari-Anna , she was living in Lulin District 10 (Notorious getto in Sofia the capital of Bulgaria) . Mari-Anna was one of the most beautiful girls in Lulin , and in the world as well. She was about 20 something years (youngest in the family) , studding in the university and working part time in one of the local supermarket as a cashier.Her family were poor , not as poor as Kenny's one but still they were living in a small apartment in not really the best Sofia's neighborhood . Her parents names were Raicho and Marijuana Georgievi - Raicho her father was about 50 something years old and like a lot of Bulgarians had problems with the alcohol , he wasn't a drunk ,he had a full time job in the factory , loved his wife and kids , and was trying to support his family in the best possible way . When Raicho were drinking rakia , he always started to talk and comment about the politics , the government and how if he had the power he would change the world .At the end of his glorious speech he usually felt asleep on the sofa. Raicho never changed the world , he just kept drinking and drinking till his end . Marijuana Georgieva was born in a small city of Koprivshtica , Bulgaria . She went to Sofia looking for a better life , but she found Raicho , who wasn't the most handsome or smart person in the world but somehow she felt in love with him , got pregnant and they got married for the rest of their life...
Mari-Anna wasn't the only child in the Gergiovev's family , she had two older brothers - Bobby and Ivan (Jonny) . Bobby was a shy guy , he never talked much , he had problems talking with unknown girls and he was single for a long time( wasn't gay though). He wanted to immigrate somewhere far far away where people would understand him , where he could find the girl of his dreams . Ivan's story was actually the sad and the dark secret of the family. He was Raicho and Marijuana's first child they loved him very much , his mother qiut the university and gave up her dreams so she can look after him . At the age of 16 Ivan committed suicide .Nobody really understood why he did this , was it because of love , anger , hate or something else . The whole family were devastated , they never talked about that too much ...
But that story is not for her family it is for Mari-Anna herself. Mari-Anna the most beautiful girl in Lulin....
One day , let's say Thursday , so one Thursday Mari-Anna were going to the university . As usual she took trolley number six and there she met Pantelei. Pantelei was a tall , blond handsome guy with blue eyes also in his twenties.He wanted to be a poet , or at least a guitar front man of a rock band .He loved to dream how one day he would be famous and popular . For now Pantelei was studying for a dentist in the university .He hated that , but his father who was a third generation dentist forced him to study that , because that was the tradition in the family and it was Pantelei's responsibility to continue this tradition . He was a bit shy but when he saw Mari-Anna , he felt in love at first sight. Pantelei went to her and whispered in her ear "Who the fuck are u?" Mari-Anna was shocked at a first , she looked at him and said - "I am Mari-Anna and who the fuck are u " "I am Pantelei and I love u so much!!!"
What happened next? I don't know , the song ends here leaving u thinking what happen with Mari-Anna and Pantelei... I guess Pantelei was slapped because happy end happens only in a fair tell and a silly song...
Listen and feel it by yourself how their story continued ....
Cosmo has always been always one my favorite magazines - so much wisdom and great advices over there ....
This time the cover story is 100 Naughty Sex Questions (for some reason there are only 21 questions posted , but who the fuck cares anyway) .So lets start reading
Number 6 - really kicks asses but i think u if u are girl and your boyfriend has nothing to say about about involving vibrator in the sexual intercourse u just have to turn it on high speed and stick it in his ass .
number 9 - Girls if your boyfriend is a real gentleman it will never hurt u , Gentlemen know how to do it with no pain.....
number 10 - that is a tough one .... i suggest do it no brakes or took your grandma's spare jaw and use it on your boyfriend's ....
number 13 - of course guys care about that - u have to take your proteins daily sweety
number 20 - what about eating your vegetables and grow a little bit
number 21 - only if your boyfriend is kuzov and u are 12 years old
First party for the summer , some cake on the floor , some maia hi maia ho music , some rock and roll, some fight with Jas ... so far so good
take your dancing shoes and hit the dance floor ;)
Da Da de ziua ula muia fuia.....
Moldova got crazy even without drinking
get this summer started and watch out for cameras on the floor , wall , door, everywhere
ouh and music by Jas
American boy trying to hit on Macedonian girl without even knowing that in Macedonia they are still looking for their sexual identity as a country and empire
i think even the magic sofa can't help him on this one
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.
Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.
All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.