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CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs

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Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

via The Onion

Tunis...

via the big picture

БрейКви Newz

Turn OFF

     Turn off lights , turn off your blog, turn off your Facebook, stop driving your car for an hour,  adopt a dolphin,  join groups, join causes, turn off your vibrator, turn off your toster, turn off anything that is on  - for an hour. This will make u feel better , it will make u think that u are responsible person and give a fuck about environment, about earth about shits like that. 

Earth Hour  is as almost as pointless as St. Valentine's day . Pointless like  ordering a  double mega size triple Big Mac  with a Diet Coke. 

Sorry folks u will not save the world  if u turn off the lights. 

Ancho Off

The Newz From New York

Нончо се впусна в нощния живот в Ню Йорк с топ модели

Коматевското дете чудо Нончо вече истински се впусна в нощния живот в Ню Йорк, писа  gumenbliasak.bg


В личния си профил той   е публикувал серия от снимки както от уроците си по актьорско майсторство, така и от култови дзън! моменти от купони по нощните заведения.
   На един от фотосите Нончо  е в компанията на сомалийката Фатима Сиад, която е копие на известната модна икона Иман. Красивата тъмнокожа моделка се прочу след участието си в десетия сезон на риалити състезанието „Следващият топмодел на Америка“. Предаването е едно от най-хитовите отвъд океана, а негов продуцент и водещ е небезизвестната моделка Тайра Банкс. 
   Нончо  е в Америка вече повече от месец, за да учи актьорско майсторство. Той се е амбицирал да се развива в киното и бизнеса, а къде по-добро място да попиеш от това изкуство, освен САЩ.

The Newz From Romania

    Three Bulgarian citizens were arrested last night (Sun) as suspects in the theft of 25,000 Euros from banks accounts through the copying of cards at ATMs in Bucharest. Bulgarians were arrested at railway station Giurgiu Nord as they were about to flee Romania for Sofia, Bulgaria. Prosecutors said the three had repeatedly come to Bucharest starting in December last year and put special devices on ATMs to copy bank-card data. They then withdrew money from Varna and Sofia ATMs using counterfeit bank cards.

The Newz From Chile

on  Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Hey Christian what's up dude. A lot of
shits happened in Chile and it is not 2012 yet. Hope that u and you and your family are ok.
take care man

on Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Hi Angel, I'm glad to hear about you...thanks for asking...My family and I are OK. You didn't know but in this part of the planet is 2012 already so prepare yourself for the mass destruction in a few years. No, seriously, thank you for remembering me...here in Valparaíso (my city) the earthquake was a 6.5 reichter degree, a piece of cake, but in other cities was the real shit (almost 9 degree) everything is destroyed.
I hope you are doing well..will keep in touch, but not too much touch ok jajaja.
 Say hi to Val if you see him, bye my friend.

pictures from the earthquake [link]

Ей Журналисчиту

Една статия писана от един  драскач в един вестник , намерен на една затворена бутка, на един площад Съединение в една неделя, докато чаках с  една Мина една маршрутка за един мол. 

Ей Журналистчиту, наздраве

Честит Празник, Педали!!!

Честит Празник Педали [Merry Fuckin Christmas Gays]

Let the rainbow protect u while u are walking on the mysterious  path of homosexuality.

Vote For Ataka!!!Save Bulgaria!!! July 5th 2009!!!!

[Vote For Ataka!!!Save Bulgaria!!!!]

It is election time in Bulgaria soon!!! Bulgaria has to vote for new parliament!!!

As a young and responsible Bulgarian I am starting an International Campaign in order to support the best candidate for next Bulgarian Prime Minister ..... - Volen Siderov

Volen Nikolov Siderov (Bulgarian: Волен Николов Сидеров) (born 19 April 1956) is a controversial Bulgarian politician and chairman of the far right nationalist party Attack. He is famous for his hard-line attitude towards minorities in Bulgaria, especially Roma and Turks.[volen-wiki]

    So far we are a small group of Volen Supporters here in North Conway , New Hampshire , but be sure that we will be growing with every single day!!!

Lets work together and help Volen became the next Bulgarian Messiah who will lead us in the next 4 years !!!I am making the posters and the propaganda materials right now so far and soon there will be a demonstration going on !!!!

Keep Reading the Blog for some more news about the elections and what is going on with Ataka North Conway!!!

Всеки ден ще е така, до победата!!!!

100 Naughty Sex Questions[answered in 20 words or less]

Cosmo has always been always one my favorite magazines - so much wisdom and great advices over there ....

This time the cover story is 100 Naughty Sex Questions (for some reason there are only 21 questions posted , but who the fuck cares anyway) .So lets start reading

Number 6 - really kicks asses but i think u if u are girl and your boyfriend has nothing to say about about involving vibrator in the sexual intercourse u just have to turn it on high speed and stick it in his ass .

number 9 - Girls if your boyfriend is a real gentleman it will never hurt u , Gentlemen know how to do it with no pain.....

number 10 - that is a tough one .... i suggest do it no brakes or took your grandma's spare jaw and use it on your boyfriend's ....

number 13 - of course guys care about that - u have to take your proteins daily sweety

number 20 - what about eating your vegetables and grow a little bit

number 21 - only if your boyfriend is kuzov and u are 12 years old

Valley News

Conway Daily Sun is the primary newspaper in the valley and it is always amazing me with some news and articles written in a weird , weird way.... i guess a lot of weird stuff in the valley

Two fairy stories only for my special friends...

I don't know what to say about Fryeburg Police... they arrest u for DUI , put u in the police report in the newspaper and later apologies for the error they did - fucking up your age... I don't really think that Police arrest me for DUI I would care about error in the newspaper, but what can u do I guess the guys form Fryeburg Police are really kind and nice people - which doesn't mean that the will not arrest u...

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Another great story in the todays paper is for all of u kids around ....

Thanks Heaven for little boys...

I never knew that if u order a kids menu in Mcdonalds u are getting a free sausage too....

Do u want to see a magic trick? - i guess the Joker has to do something with this kid...

What a great valley we are living in....

Wedding Season

people getting married all the time in bulgaria

i see no point in that - no green card....

but it is love.....

Artist Falls Under Construction

Hey guys from all over the world - In case u are wondering where your deposit money went.... This is the answer: Sheryl is opening job positions for poor construction workers - Artist Falls is getting some face lifting - new floor , new doors , new paint , fresh grass outside , even Vankata's wall is changed for good or bad i guess.Please respect the HOUSE, drink responsibly , avoid unnecessary spills , clean after yourself , stay away from walls, doors and windows[they are very fragile]. Kids keep kissing on the sofas but try not spill any body fluids around and eat your vegetables and pasta.

Summer is almost here .... see ya there ...sooner or later.

join the Artist Falls Facebook group

The Change Is Here

Yes we CAN!!!!

I read today on cnn.com about Oprah's new KFC deal -"Hungry consumers could visit Oprah.com, where for the next 24 hours they were supposed to be able to download a coupon for the meal that included two pieces of the company's new grilled chicken menu item, two side orders and a biscuit."

And this is what happened.

Yeah that is the change that we were waiting for - Oprah give some more free chicken to the black fellas... niggas kilin for a piice of chicka

What's next

• " Caddilac : Free Escalade for the whole nigga family"
• " Get your free big fat mother's day Sean John t-shirt"
• ....

man we live in fucked up world...

By downloading coupon, you agree that KFC is not responsible for any technical problems or malfunctions of computer systems, servers or printers or lost or unavailable network connections. You are limited to 4 downloads of coupon. Coupon fraud is punishable by law.

[nigga has no computa , nigga has only spinnin wheels]

sorry niggas no more free chick for the black fellas

Pork ON SALE !!!

It is all about swine flu these days - swine flu that swine flu this - The media forgot about the global economic situation , war on terror and all these popular stories . But with 20,500,000 results for swine flu on Google - It is Pig time - and I don't even think it is Year of the pig(Chinese calendar) . US Border patrol even tried to shut down the USA-Mexico border - task as impossible as impossible is a group of drunk beavers to build a dam in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean

"Swine flu hits Europe " , "Swine flu vs Wolverine" , "Follow Swine flu on Google flu tracker" , "Miss Piggy talking about swine flu on The tonight show with Jay Leno" , "Swine flu FAQs - Should i kill my ginnie pig" - u can read all kind of those headlines over the web . But today i hit on the ultimate swine flu story that touched my hearth , shocked me a little bit , and thanks god that i wasn't hig at the time of reading this bullshit[otherwise I was about to be dead right now)

So the story was about "Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear" - truly amazing story about one brave Afgan Pig - Afghanistan's only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

I think is dangerous enough to be just a pig in Muslim country - what about - the only one in these crazy swine flu days...

"We understand that, but most people don't have enough knowledge. When they see the pig in the cage they get worried and think that they could get ill," Saqib said.

Even fucking harder is to be a pig or other animal in Kabul's Zoo 

Shabby and rundown, Kabul Zoo is a far cry from zoos in the developed world, but has nevertheless come a long way since it suffered on the front line of Afghanistan's 1992-4 civil war. Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo's sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

And If u think that that's all - the story gets even more shocking and unbelievable -

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

     How God damn it retarded u should be to climb into lion's cage in a effort to do ..... i have no idea what... And how stupid your brother should be to throw a hand grenade searching revenge .... Fuck we live in fucked up world ....

Even sadder is that i think that Kabul's zoo is not the worst zoo in the world - the worst is in my hometown Plovdiv , Bulgaria

I shout that video maybe 3-4 years ago and believe me these animals feel real pain and are sreaming for somebody to throw a hand grenade in their cages putting end of their suffer .

[The Lion sleeps tonight]

Scientists reveal face of the first European

From Komatevo to New York

Remember that ....

Far a way from motherland Komatevo - a rising Bulgarian star is reaching the stars in the city that never sleeps .
If u are wondering who am I talking about just type in google "Noncho"

No , not Poncho - I mean Noncho - search for Images and voalia...

... a hot macho noncho wearing no poncho but his sexy black kind of t-shirt .

And girls If this is not hot enough for u ... Noncho is not only a hot piece of male flesh he is also a high class businessman - rocking New York's Stock Exchange 24/7 .

Meanwhile in the deep New Hampshire's forest - it is time somebody to take care of the garbage ....

A dirty , shitty , low paid but rewarding profession

Please Recycle your trash...

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