Showing posts with label facebook crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook crap. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Cloud Girlfriend

I don't know how "real" this service is going to be , but i am signing in for one right  now.
It's all about social networks, isn't it ?
cloudgirlfriend.com

Friday, March 25, 2011

Poke Back




Every time i look at my Wall , I am looking for u , but u are not there bate....
:(

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Sunday, February 20, 2011

This is the way life goes on Facebook...

 just saw a friend  broke up and died on FB...
jesus  fukin christ....


Saturday, February 19, 2011

Ninja Special Force

OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position with a leading industry that will utilize my skills EDUCATION 2004Pursuing a degree in Criminal Justice at College of Du Page 2003High school diploma, Naperville North High School 1998-2000 Trade school for food manufacturing and services.

  INTEREST Working in the security and law enforcement system QUALIFICATIONS Outstanding diplomatic skills. Strong communications skills Fluent in English, Bulgarian, proficient in Russian, Serbian and Macedonian. Proficient in the usage of Microsoft Office. 09/05 Security Training Center, Inc. Chicago IL Certification of completion 20 hr basic training Certification of completion 20 hr basic revolver Certification of completion 20 hr semi-automatic pistol Certification of completion Shotgun Certification of completion rifle
Have valid PERC card Have valid Firearm Authorization Card 04/06 Great Lakes M/P Training Course Certification Military Law Defensive Tactics Crowd Control Use of Force and Tactical Weapons Training Monitor Threat level awareness report Search Seizure and Access control Military working dog Jurisdiction Authority First Aid/CPR EMPLOYMENT Naval Base Sky Tech, Great Lakes Attend daily roll call meeting with Great Lakes Police Department Provide training of new employees Protect Military personal Complete daily Post orders assignments Anti- terrorism gate access control report Demonstrate proficiency in military law, Defensive Tactics.

Use of force and Tactical weapons Provide first Aid/CPR in accordance with OPNAVINST P5530.14D 2005-2006 Ronin Risk Security, Bolingbrook IL CCTV Monitoring Access Control Fire Watch Complete daily and weekly reports 2004-2005 Tanner Security, Chicago IL Access Control Fire Watch Complete daily and weekly reports 2003-2004 American Security, Forest Park IL Access Control Fire Watch Complete daily and weekly reports Dispatch duties Activities Weight Lifting & Taekwon-do ...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sunday, January 9, 2011

MakeXmas


not another fb album

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Friend Request

I just added a guy i know for the last twenty years  for a friend on facebook......



jesus fukin christ ....

I am not gay I am a cool guy

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

The Social Network




This video was uploaded on Youtube , posted on Blogger , shared on Facebook and u will probably tweet it....

Monday, September 27, 2010

End Of The World?

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Facebook Friends - Organized



I don't really have so many friends on Facebook , but i decided to keep them a little bit organized in a few simple and practical categories
Here is the  result so far :


*American Basterds  - Well , they are American , pretty simple
*Annoying and Borring - most of them can annoy u to death
*Boring ex classmates - People from the past that i found or they found me through other people and at one point we studied together somewhere , but we really don't have anything in common right now
*Buddies from da jail -Yeap i have friends from there too
*Cool People - They are cool and we actually see each other or communicate on regular basis
*Fan of - Here are Prof.Vuchkov , Dexter and a few more
*I don't really know them - I've got only one here ;) - she seems cute
*Macedonian Idiots - i know a few
*Mexicans  - anybody born south of San Diego , USA and north of Cape Horn , Chille
*Never will talk with -Probably we will remain facebook friends forever and even in the afterlife  , but we will never talk to each other
*Nothing - Well , i guess they are just hanging around  for no reason
*Simply "Special" - otherwise said pretty retarded
*They will delete me - we will not be friends in the near future  due  to a comment , tag , wall post or just a funny joke
*Useless -  Obviously they are useless and i trade them for something better (a new house in Farmville maybe)
*Zetkata - special and unique category .

I lot of my facebook friends are in more than one list  for example there is one listed in
"Annoying and boring , Macedonian Idiots , Simply "Special , They will delete me ,Useless.

The list is getting updated in real time ;). Have fun and see u in Farmville

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Facebook Crap

Have u seen that video on Youtube - "Facebook is a crime when u have too much time ... - Facebook Anthemn or something.

There is no doubt that Facebook is very weird , sick and fucked up place . Everyday somebady is kissing u , throwing a pillow against u , sending u some idiots requests , drinking cocktails , hugging your pet society animal , inviting u to join his/her mafia....People are taking quizes(some crap like What type of flower are you quiz), joining meaningless groups and causes(like Join the I hate the new Facebook desing group) , becaming fans of things like "Sex" , "Marijuana" , "Ciccolato Kinder" , "Summer", "lazy internet" , "Banana Republic" and countless other shits....Everybody is trying to get as many friend as he/she can , sending request to people that never even talked with , but who the fuck cares the bigger the number of friends the better.
And I don't even want to start with the "Realationship Status " crap - that is not only stupid that is retarded - u should be a real idiot to post your relationship and even tag yourself with somebody on Facebook . And even more reatrded is when people are leaving comments on your recent relationship stats change...
My all time favourite is tagging people.... damn it ! u can make a lot of troubles for sombody only with a proper picture uploaded to Facebook and the right person tagged....i like that its fun , but u can loose a lot of your friends this way - who the fucks care anyway ....
Follow that post for some of the bullshits that i read everyday in my news feed on facebook
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05/04/09
In case u still dont know Macedonia is the greatest empire ever , and Skopije is the center of the Universe...Dear Macedonians , no offence but u are still looking for your sexuall identity... find that first and then start thinking about countries , empires , Alex The Great and all the rest bullshits .
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may/05/2009
So it is time for my first Facebook quiz - i am getting excited ....
Let's see .....I was always wondering What is the name of the guy you will marry...




and the result is .....

Hey Jonathan , where are u ? I am still looking for u.
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05/09/09
Когато Джас чука и боговете мълчат....

скоро и във вашето легло
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Beti the triangle girl...

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Asya question - if you find your dream job, pass the 1 & 2 interviews but do not get selected for some reason, would you go to Istanbul for a second try because the company has a recruitment there as well?

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3:11pmAngel :e az se opitvam sichki poravno da gi drazna si si poglednah v teftercheto che beshe tvoi red , neska e chetvartak se pak
3:11pmEva :abe ne mi se obqsnqvai s tapotia
a i e petak
leko si izostanal kakto vinagi
3:12pmAngel:primerno
3:13pmAngel:dobre togava za petak shte te sloja v grafika za sledvashtia petak ako ti e po udobno
3:14pmEva:offf ostavi me na mira
pravi si kvoto znae6 ne me barka
3:16pmAngel: eva dragan mai nekva makedosnka bolest na sprelostta ti e predal , ma to i tva se lekuva , razni operacii v francia praviat , ne se pritesniavai
3:17pmEva :hahahah mai na teb ti e predadena taq bolest
za rzlika ot nqkoi individi az ne tap4a na edno mqsto
pak za franciq ne znam
nekvi sa4ineniq po sluhove si praish
nqma losho to 4ovek kato otkazva da prieme realnostta
i se e blokiral samo na kakvoto mu podhvarlqt vqrvat
a men ne me interesuva az pone si go imam socialniq jivottai 4e
kazah ti
pravi kakvoto si znaesh
ne si misli 4e az sam 4ovek koito 6te se obidi
sorry
3:19pmAngel :shte se razplacha
3:19pmEva :e i da ne se
ne go spodelqi
3:20pmAngel :emi opitvam se dam sam socialen
nali tova e socialna mreja
3:20pmEva :ohh dobre spri da mi pishesh
da bemn qsno
3:21pmAngel :are she se viim v Yoville az she doida s moito jivotinche s rozova pandelka da te vidia
3:21pmEva?
mnogo si zle

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join this facebook group
Безумните македонски групи винаги са ме изумявали със своя дебилизъм.....

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my facebook wall and friends after 50-60 years  ;)



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и аз искам свестно гадже

facebook boyz and girlz

Friday, February 27, 2009

...is listed as in a relationship...



[9:34:28 AM] LIDIJA says: TOVA 4E SI MNOGO ZLE NE E NUJNO VSI4KI DA GO RAZBIRAT
[9:34:42 AM] LIDIJA  says: SILNO SE NADQVAM POVE4E NIKOGA DA NE MI PI6E6 PO NIKAKAV POVOD
[9:46:52 AM] val says: ma az ne ti pisah na teb
[9:46:57 AM] val says: a komentirah status ti
[9:47:02 AM] val says: (chuckle)
[9:47:06 AM] LIDIJA  says: 1005
[9:47:13 AM] LIDIJA  says: kakvo ozna4ava za teb?
[9:47:16 AM] val says: e nekade tam
[9:47:24 AM] val says: neznam tochnata broika na naseluvanite
[9:47:27 AM] LIDIJA says: ti za moq status da ne se pritesnqva6
[9:47:29 AM] LIDIJA  says: izob6to
[9:47:43 AM] LIDIJA  says: da ne bida revnuva6 4e ne si kasmetliq
[9:47:54 AM] val says: emi shtom si go slojila na vseoslushanie vav facebooka si dala saglasieto si da sa komentira
[9:48:05 AM] LIDIJA  says: nqma6 pravo pri polojenie 4e 4etat sumati hora i brat mi rabra li?
[9:48:06 AM] val says: da tochno tva e
[9:48:20 AM] LIDIJA says: kakto i da e ve4e te mahnah ot facebook taka 4e nqma problemi
[9:48:30 AM] val says: lidiq ako iskashe da e taina nqmashe da go slojish vav facebook
[9:48:38 AM] LIDIJA  says: ne iskam da e taina
[9:48:46 AM] val says: emi togava
[9:48:49 AM] LIDIJA  says: no koi si ti ba6 taka da komentira6
[9:48:52 AM] LIDIJA says: pred vsi4ki
[9:48:52 AM] val says: ima comments otdolu
[9:48:54 AM] LIDIJA  says: za poreden pat
[9:48:55 AM] LIDIJA  says: ?
[9:49:09 AM] val says: e shtom si me mahnala mani ma naprao i ot skypa
[9:49:13 AM] LIDIJA  says: da no horata sa saobrazitelni i obiknoveno pi6at hubavi ne6ta
[9:49:23 AM] LIDIJA  says: ami da tova i misleh
[9:49:25 AM] LIDIJA  says: aide
[9:49:30 AM] LIDIJA  says: sas zdrave

p.s. Don't worry Lidija , Nicola is only playing mafia wars on facebook

Thursday, February 26, 2009

That is why I am Facebook member



That video and the comments below is some serious shit ....fuck u need some real drugs to watch it all ....
I wanted to comment more about this video and all the comments below , but i will not because probably it will be something mean , sarcastic ,disturbing , not polite , not even close to friendly...



the video itself

Emilia  and Maria like this.

Nurdan  at 10:09am February 25
i do not know what to say..just know that my eyes are full of tears... i awared i really miss those times... seni seviyorum ve cok ozledim !!! my jopa junior ...5 piece chicken tenders... love miss u kiss u =)))

Anastasia  at 10:12am February 25
i miss u too Nurdan so so so much!we had so much fun!im so happy that i know u!love u!

Alena at 10:15am February 25
Anastasia, u re so so so (in russian офигительный человечек) cool person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!when i saw this video i was so happy to see all friends from North Conway...не могу полностью сказать на английском, все что хочу сказать...вообщем, оч оч круто!!!!!
I miss u all my friends:))))))))take care...

Anastasia at 10:17am February 25
thank u Alena for good words!)))

Maria  at 10:20am February 25
OHHH my god!! Anastasia this is so sweet ur video make me remember how much i miss u...miss all of u guys!!! i hope we can meet again all togather soon...i will be waiting for that time!!! :))))

Anastasia  at 10:23am February 25
oh i miss u too Maria Paz!im sure we will meet again all together coz i wanna it so much!

Maria  at 10:24am February 25
bye the way...i will be traveling around europe since march to april if u want to enjoy me i will be so so so happy!! :)))

Nurdan at 10:26am February 25
maria is gonna be in izmir in 15th of april.. lets come all together i have enough space in my house for all of u :))))

Sevinç  at 10:31am February 25
thank u anastasia.biz de seni cooookkk ozledikkk!!!!
hope to see u again.kisses....:)

Maria  at 10:35am February 25
Ohhh i will be so happy if all my shopping girls from russian can enjoy me!!! and actully i think i will be in Izmir on the 14 :))))

Anastasia  at 10:56am February 25
actually it will be soooo cool!but in april we have to study(((maybe in summer! it will be so nice to see all of u my turkish friends!

Anastasia  at 11:00am February 25
by the way Maria Paz dont u wanna visit Russia? ...someday....it would be cool!and who else want to visit russia?))) when i will finish university i will buy big house and i will wait all of u my friends!

Claudia at 11:52am February 25
hey honey, that video make me smile and feel all those great emotions again, i love u so much and i miss u so much... thank god that he let us meet and be together, and am sure he will let us be together soon!!!!

Anastasia  at 11:59am February 25
yeah Claudia he will let us meet again im sure!i love u too so so much!and i miss u so much!i hope all of us will be friends all our life! )))

Ridvan  at 12:00pm February 25
thats cool thanks anastasia =)

Claudia at 12:04pm February 25
we will always be friends... couse the feelings i have for u are deep and unforgetable, for you and are little international group

Sedat Kara at 1:04pm February 25
wowwww, what a lovely memories. this is a big family, come on guys, lets do it again, life is realy short to have these perfect moments so whoever doesnt wanna come back , think one more time.... l will try to be there as a senior:))) l love you all and miss you all.

Anastasia  at 2:00pm February 25
yeah Sedat u r right!we should do it again....go to North Conway and have a lot of fun as usual!

Maria  at 2:25pm February 25
Ohhh im so agree with Sedat live is to short...we should do whatever we feel like do and if go USA make us happy, dont think any more and do it!!!... And Anastasia i will go next year to Russia to visit u and visit my other shopping girls...i Promise!!! and i will try to take Clau and Doug with me and who know maybe the turkish too!!!

Olgutza  at 5:26pm February 25
prikolnii video nastinka.....

Birsel  at 6:23pm February 25
nastinka :( what did u do ? im crying right now :(( i miss u so much and i miss all the guys there ..u ar so special 4 me u know it already.. i wanna come back those days that we spent.. i dont care that i have school,exam,boyfriend bla bla bla ... i can leave turkey right now and i can go back north conway to have those great moments with u guys. u ar all magnificient.. love U so much.. u ar in my mind all the time and ur photos ar on ma wall so i can see all of u when i wake up in the morning ... miss u so muchh .. :)

Monday, January 26, 2009

Relationship Status: Single

Man Gets Life in Prison For Killing Wife Who Changed Facebook Status to 'Single'






Edward Richardson, douche bag, got what he deserved this week when a jury of his peers convicted him of murdering wife Sarah Richardson, after she changed her Facebook status from "married" to "single."


Richardson received a life sentence for stabbing his estranged wife to death last May. She was living at her parent's home at the time following a falling out. When she later changed her status to "single," Richardson broke in and killed her. Later, he tried and failed to kill himself.


This is the third U.K.-based Facebook murder story to happen in the past year.

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