Showing posts with label dolphins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dolphins. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

It's all about Japan these days






Lord, protect our planet, because we live here, and here we dwell with our daily tragedies.
May our daily reconstruction be the result of the very best that we carry within us.
Give us the courage
to be able to reconstruct what was destroyed
to be able to recover what was lost
to be able to accept what was gone forever.
May you give us courage to look ahead,
may we never look back nor allow our soul to be discouraged.
Lord, give us enthusiasm, because Enthusiasm reaffirms to us that everything is possible, as long as we are totally committed to what we are doing.
Lord, may the Earth continue to transform seeds into wheat, may we continue to transmute wheat into bread. Do not leave us in solitude.
Have compassion on us, Lord. For we often think we are dressed when we are naked.
Do not forget, in your mercy, our friends in Japan, who are now teaching us the meaning of Courage, Reconstruction, Solidarity and Enthusiasm.
Amen
 [Pray for Japan via Paulo Coelho's Blog]
isn't it  funny how   when  BIG shit happens all of sudden  medias and people   forget about the  other small shits that just happen  last week - like  Libya , Egypt, Tunis, Economic crisis , the  earthquake in  New Zealand and  other  shits around the world ( oh  they are not interesting cause only a few  died over there) . Imagine  what if  tomorrow New York  collapses  and 1 million people  die - what's gonna happen ?  People across the globe  will just  switch  to Channel 4 , cause  Channel 4 and New York will be much more  interesting than Channel  2 with  some crappy  Japanese  earthquake (with a death toll of only  about 10 000 -20 000 yellow guys) and a fuckin  nuclear power plant that can't even  make a decent  explosion.
yeap  sounds  mean, rude and  racist but like it or not  those are all essential part of human nature 
anyway the  thing is  live free, get high or die  cause  life is short and a tsunami is always  waiting around the corner .

Monday, November 16, 2009

Levski Hut - Fuck You Dolphins


I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
(and fuck the dolphins...)


Levski Hut ' Stara Planina , Bulgaria  - yes we were there for one more time .This time we were so big group -  me , Angel , Ancho , Kancho , Tinky , Winky , gumenite_mecheta , Plamen , Monkilok , The blond monster , Polya's boyfriend and so  many more people that i can't  even remember . Of course as usual some people  didn't come due to : " i have to work " , "I am not going to feel comfortable there" , "  i am going to walk (my fat ass)  3 hours in the mountain " , "I am coughing i think i have swine flu" "We are not prepared for such a trip " "I have to practice for Dancing with the stars" "There are some railway's delays but i will be there" .... and many many more ...   Nothing new  about that , people are always talking let's go there , let's do that bla bla bla , at the end there are only a few who actually do something , and fuck the dolphins ...and the fuck the mountain too...
 So loaded with some homemade  red wine , creative party kit , vaseline ,  toothpaste and a lot more useless things on Saturday 14th of November  at 10:30H  we hit the mountain in a search of another adventure in the woods .

After few hours hiking  in the forest , talking bullshits , drinking wine , talking bullshits ,eating , talking bullshits we reached our goal Levski Hut.

As usual u never know what kind of people u gonna meet on those places , could be hunters , chess competition champions , school classes .... this time  the hut was fuckin full  with a huge group of ...  lets say  some kind  30 years old mountaineers , which according to their leader were planing to have a Metal party all night long , mixed with some folk songs ... I think i heard that before ... The good part is that  somehow the leader found us beds for the night  , he fucked up some older people  that were still hiking to the hut. Fuck them i don't care the important was that we were all set for the night .

Next step  - setting up the party kit  and  drinking a few cups of my grandfather's red wine .All those  red wine cups of course have some minor side effects

make u jumping around , going red , talking even more bullshits  ... and with the night passing we end up with setting up a some kind of  retro alternative party  ,
 
while the people in the other room were  all night exploring the crappy Bulgarian folklore , i guess they missed the metal party stuff....
Who the fuck cares .... anyway? .......
Next morning

"You fuckin  whorse , i am gonna slap u if u try to eat my apple one more time ....

and the best way to sober up after a night in the woods is just ...

is to jump in  from the top of the nearest waterfall...

OK, enough bullshits for this weekend, time to go back   to reality , even more scarier  back to Karlovo ...

And kids while in the park please remember
The national park is residence for wild animals - if u see any cats , horses  or trained dolphins ,  be sure to slap them  at least once
It is better not to pick up flowers .Many of them are rare and threatened with extinction 

Carry in - Carry out - if u really love the forest  be sure to throw your garbage  in the river
Mountains can be dangerous  
 
do not pick up  weird hitch-hikers...
.....


see u there and don't  forget
FUCK YOU DOLPHINS!!!




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