Popcorn: Twilight - Extended Review

WOW WOW... First of all i want to apologie to all my friends about my previous review of Twilight - a few months ago [link] back then i was thinking that that movie is just horrible , worse ever or something like that.But it wasn't fair review , because i slept during the movie so kind of didn't catch the whole idea and a lot of interesting details that had a major impact on me. This time i just got high and saw this teen vampire saga from whole new perspective and a got some thoughts about the movie

....In that biology scene Edward run away simply because Bella had a spicy lunch and farted a little bit
...Edward can't read what Bella is thinking because there is just an air balloon in her head ...and the gas in her head explains the farting - every time that she is trying to think too much the pressure just pumps the air from her head mixes it with spices form the stomach and we have a nice silent but still smelly fart

...Bella's character also was inspired from a real Macedonian girl - only Macedonians can be so special ....

...This is the first vampire movie without even blood there ,and maybe the first that is featuring veggie vampires ... kind of retarded isn't it?

...Edward is obviously the safest vampire ever - he is driving a white Volvo , chasing the bad guys with it too... WHITE VOLVO + VAMPIRE , what's next Batman driving a Prius hybrid?

...Vampire Baseball also impressed me a lot

direct link[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_aqOywaFJs]
So let's try to summary everything so far - A vampire movie (with no blood )about vegetarian gay vampires driving Volvos , a retarded brainless female main character.... all that served with a side of vampire baseball...
As of May 30, 2009, that crap has grossed US$383,489,834 in worldwide box office and, as of July 12, 2009, $157,078,128 in North American DVD sales
...Well the only thing that i can say about Twilight - That is really really really fuckin triumph of stupidity ....
[and prepare for more because New Moon is coming in a few months]