Day OFF[in case u don't have , fuck them call sick]

Take a day off and enjoy the short New England's summer. Or if u have to work while your friends are going to the beach , just call sick , lie lie , fuck them and hit the road ...Life sucks and it is short , so enjoy the good days as much as u can
Last Saturday was just one of those days that charge u with positive energy and u kind of forget about all the retards that u have to deal in the real life .
It all started as usual in the Unknown Chinese buffet located on 111 somewhere near I95 close to Saco , ME . For $8.50 [tip included ] u can literally drug yourself with all kind of Chinese and not so Chinese shits. That is the perfect way to threat yourself especially after a rough Friday night in the valley .
[tip for the buffet - loose your belt ]
After that healthy breakfast-lunch we were all ready for the beach , but forget the Notorious Old Orchard Beach , head to Portland , take the Ferry

and go to the islands where the time is stopped , there are no tourists , no boardwalk , no hot dogs stands on every corner ,

just a few weird convenience stores , couple of yard sales and two pink flamingos
Even the cars doesn't have license plates over there , those that have , well they are coming from weird places like ...

From Long Island - Portland , ME

Alaska....
And before going to the beach , don't forget to stop at the first convenience store , find the cooler , grab a 30 pack and load it on your vehicle

Of course always have a designated driver for the way back , because the island sheriff is watching you ...

The beach is just a mile away from the ferry pier [if u see pink flamingos u are on the right way]

It is a beautiful , peaceful and not crowded beach [half of it is a private property] but be aware that there are no public restrooms ,so u either put your bathing suit before , or go in the bushes with all the snakes or to do it right on the beach...
The following training video is provided for all those who choose the third option - do it right on the beach.

direct link[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt-gUbOJrQE]

Aren't they?
Beach , beach , sun , beer , the water was a little bit cold but with a couple of beers everything is possible
like this...

or that...

or maybe that...

even that...

and if u see a handicapped pirate around

be sure to give him a front spot so he can easily access the ocean

Don't forget the ferry is at 7:40

So if u still thinking about the beach on the way home , wake up Neo
be sure to stop at the Burger King on 302 in Portland - The real world is waiting for you.


see u there...

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