
This is a public announcement broadcasted all over the media and internet : Recently Roscosmos had lost contact with one of its best cosmonaut - the young Iuri .

He was last seen flying around Saturn and his last known words were "Kshkk shkhhhk". Scientists from all over over the world are still trying to translate those words and their meaning in an effort to find where the fuck Iuri went.
Please if u have any information contact
Управление по космодрому Байконур
[ Baikonur Cosmodrome]
Тел.: 8-336-227-09-67
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