Popcorn: Avatar

Wow!!!!  Uauuuuu!!!!   Auhhhhh!!!!  Ihahaha!!!!   Iiiihuuuu!!!!  Whoa!!!!   Wow!!!  WoW  !!!!       Ho ho ho !!!!
Avatar!!!!   The greatest movie that i have ever seen !!!  So cool , so original !!!  so fantastic !!!!

People from all over the world are screaming  and getting wet in forums , message boards , chats how great is Avatar. And yeah It is a great movie , great looking movie worthing seeing it 3D in your local cinema. It really  brings a new  level in the special effects , computer animation and all the shits like that.It is cool , but i guess for 300 millions plus a   few more zillions to develop that technology,  it is supposed to  be an unseen eye candy, isn't it?

[WARNING :SPOILERS AHEAD!!!]

But seriously  IMDB Top 250 #22 ??? Come on !!! Everything that is labeled with James Cameron's name is geniously  , brilliant, fantastic and people's reactions are supposed to be WOW!!!!!.He created Titanic  - the greatest movie ever!!!! [I have never seen Titanic btw]

Well..... I don't fuckin think so . Since i saw the official trailer of Avatar a few months ago in which the whole story was pretty much shown, i had strong thoughts that Avatar is going to be a an 3D eye candy with a story that sucks . Unfortunately  i was right . The story is lame . I think James Cameron favorite books as kid were Pocahontas and The Smurfs and now he just did his own version of Pocahontas in space .

Giant Smurfs riding flying lizzards and  trying to protect their holly tree house in a jungle where the trees were talking with everything ??? Seriously what the hell were u  guys smoking? Save the rain forest , save the trees , save the bugs , the ladybugs .... At one point i was expecting Michael Jackson to put his avatar and join the movie  as a little baby giant Smurf and start singing The earth song

What  about smurfs dieing
What about trees falling
What have we done to Pandora
Look what we've done
What about all the trees
Lia Lia Lia liaaaaaaaa   Ahhhhhaaaaaaaa Ahhhaaaaaaaaaa

I don't know about  you but i think i saw  that music video yesterday in the cinema  , it  was even in 3D and a bit more colorful . Ok I know that we have to save the forest because we all gonna die , but when i want to see movies about the forest i just turn on Discovery Channel or Cartoon Network [in case i miss the Smurfs]

As usual  and as a reward for u known or unknown internet user landed on  gumenite mecheta  i have something extra  , something never before seen or told .

 I was part of the Avatar cast . yeap  that is true, wasn't a leading role , also my avatar was bold and i couldn't  really connect with that fancy USB 5.0 to all the flying  lizards , horsepopotamos and girls ]I didn't say anything and  i died  with the big tree [ i couldn't find my keys and got stuck in my tree house] . But because of that i have some unseen raw video and photos [ before Cameron added all the fancy special effects ] from the part where the sky people destroyed the big tree house.

Video 1

Video 2

The holly tree house before special effects

and after

Don't get me wrong Avatar is a nice movie and  i am happy that i was part of the making it, but as Geri said  "Very nice movie i stay awake all the time" , which pretty much says everything about it.