Popcorn: 2012

2012 ( Also Known As "The year after the day after tomorrow") is  really one of those  Hollywood masterpieces  that changed your life  for fuckin ever .In case u still don't know the world as we know it , will be destroyed in 2012  , and more specifically  December 21st at about  4:42PM  when the brick wall at the end of the Universe will collapse over our galaxy . Mayans , good old Nostradamus  and The Easter Bunny saw all this happening  .This time the end of the world will be real  , not like this fuck up  with the "Millenium prophecy " back in 2000 when nothing really happened .
What do u need to survive the apocalypse ?   Bently , little dog , guy who can fly airplane , black USA president ,  mad limo driver who is  actually  a writer , Woody Harrelson  drinking PBR , Russian bitch with supposedly big tits (not shown in the movie due to PG13 rating ) ,  giant   ship made in Cnina ,girrafes carried by helicopters  ,  few Sony Vaios , and a cell phone that can work even wehn half of the LA is destroyed. Mix all those ingredients in big Pot , spice with 200 million dollars budget , cook for about 2 and a half hours then serve with  a proper amount of   fresh retarded jokes and  a side shredded  absurd special effects .

2012  is at its best an insult to human intelligence . Absurd . Expensive joke . Ridicules story  and for sure  the crappiest movie of 2009  surpassing Star Trek ,  Terminator  , Wolverine  and many others  with a few giant steps...
If pay to watch it in cinema - congratulations i have been robed  ;)
...The end is near get prepared , actually if u live in Eastern Europe living in the middle of Apocalypse is nothing new ;)