Wednesday, November 11, 2009

NPICDF 35 - New Cell , New Beginning

No Paper Inmigracion Carcel De Federal
Chapter Thirty-Five : New Cell  , New Beginning







It was late afternoon  and  I and Alex were all set to the go to our  Pod [Remote Surveillance involves cells and their corresponding dayrooms divided into "pods" which are under constant supervision by jail staff from a central control room. Staff in the central control room commonly observe three to four "pods" at one time.] YES , Pod   not iPOD. The guard were taking us through Cumberland County Jail's net of corridors  and locked doors and i was thinking about is that for  fuckin real ??? 5 minutes later he opened the last door and put us at  POD C1 .What was my first impression  - Ouh  yes fuck  that is real , FUCK!! .It was a big  hall with a size of school  basketball court , two floors with about  80 cells total .The Pod even had his own small openbasketball court ... .




The guards had a control desk right in the middle of the Pod , form where they were watching what is going on ... pretty safe environment , no doubt about that . Unfukin real  - orange inmates playing  domino and cards on the tables , some were watching TV , some were playing basketball - well the movie was real real real  , and  have to admit a little bit scary  . While i was waiting at the "reception" for  the keys of  my new "room"   a guy approached me the words "Are guys coming form MAX( Maximum security ) "What?"  " Ouh u are immigration " and he just  went at another direction . I guess we were not so interesting  ,which was not bad .Another thing was that  that Pod wasn't full only with immigration detainees , it was full mostly with some white trash Americans , so that was the end of I.C.E. story about "u will be separated " . We were all together  like one big fuckin  happy family .
What about my new room - it was cool , simple  , white design  with  no fancy furniture , with a great view to the  brick wall of the other building.Just the best place to spend the rest of the fall  . I still had no fuckin clue what was going on with  my bail hearing , with my lawyer , with anything else outside  ,

so i was  trying to be prepared  that i am gonna spend some time here and better get used to that fact ,  blend with the fellas , play same ball , talk about  how fuckn terrible is the system , that we were all innocent and stuff like that . I guess . My new roommate was ... well  ...  let's say strange , no no strange just 250lbs Irish white  trash beloved father  who did something and now was waiting to go to the State Prison , where according to him was much much cooler and better place , maybe , who knows  , why not ....He was one of the old dogs here ,  obviously had some experience in the jails . He had also some weird phobia of the lights , was always turning the lights off  in the cell , and for some strange reason he was sleeping with his clothes , socks and  shoes . Fuck that was fuckin weird , or maybe  he had an escape plan and he wanted to be ready for running  at any time ....  I had no fuckin clue , just thoughts .


The other inmates were cool guys too  - just the usual mix of white trash   waiting to be transferred to another jail .The jail bully come to check me out  too  , but  again when saw me reading my colorful I.C.E. brochure  wasn't so interested  to deal that piece of shit immigration  scumbag . Immigrations were lower that the white trash society  in the jail . Of course there was another Bulgarian too ,  we were really like cockroaches  ,  i guess i can find Bulgarian in every shit hole in the known Universe . He was on the second floor and because  they had some system of lock downs   i couldn't talk with him at that time , but  i was sure that he had some weird immigration story . Last but  very very important  they give my new ID ...



Inmate 367026 , Pod C1 , Cell 112 , Cumberland County Jail , Portland , ME , USA .... - That was me mom  , your beloved Angel
time is up , lights out ,  sweet dreams  and if  get raped  by coincidence , don't worry  people are saying "You can't become gay form the first time "
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P.S : YES , all those pictures are form the real Pod C1 , Cumberland County Jail  , no kidding about that  ;)



Content

Chapter  1:  Prologue
Chapter  2:  The Kidnap
Chapter  3:  The Holding Cell
Chapter  4:  The Condom Rule
Chapter  5:  Franklin County Jail
Chapter  6:  The Most Wanted
Chapter  8:  Calling The Embassy
Chapter 10: Graffiti Art
Chapter 12: Contraband Cereal
Chapter 15: Batio's Letter
Chapter 16: Moving Upstairs
Chapter 17: The Guards
Chapter 18: Wake Up Neo
Chapter 19: Every Day Is Sunday
Chapter 20: Labor Day Stories
Chapter 21: Conspiracy Theories
Chapter 22: Hotel Rwanda
Chapter 23: Just Some Thoughts
Chapter 25: Visitation Day 
Chapter 27: Jackpot!!!
Chapter 28: Mesican Suenos
Chapter 29: Tinkying about
Chapter 30: Inmigracion Law
Chapter 33: Moving Forward
Chapter 36: $ 4500 CASH
Chapter 37: Ocean View
Chapter 38: Instant Lunch
Chapter 39: Stories...
Chapter 40: GO!!!
Chapter 41: Boston
Chapter 42: Epilogue







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