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Chapter Twenty-Seven : Jackpot!!!!

Jackpot!!! - During those two weeks in the jail i watched more TV than in the past 4 years all together .At least the time was passing faster ... sort of actually . But all those commercials can really really drive u fuckin crazy . I think they are just a part of the punishment to be in the jail(just another conspiracy ) . I think all those commercials will stay in my head for a while .There is a secret message in every single one of them , believe me . And in order to memorize them better and share them with world , i will try to post them all here - I am sure there will be a commercial for every one of you .

Let's start with Pizza Hut and Jackpot!!!

Yeah we hit the Jackpot !!!No doubt about that .Stuffed between a mexican and a black guy in a warm cheesy bed. Hmm delicious

The Snuggie Balnket

This one is maybe my favorite and yeah u saw right Snuggie is a blanket with sleeves - so smart and comfortable .That is the perfect present for Batko .;) ;) . And if you are wondering - yes the sell Snuggie for dogs too.

The Video Professor

The professor is a lost twin brother of Dr. Levin . He can teach to everything form selling crap on ebay to programming and working with NASA servers[servers not waiters] . All that for a small fee with a few bonus CDs .

ON-line Education

Get Connected , Education connection .Your Dream job and life are just few clicks away from you . Sign in now for your new life ....

Chantix - the qiit smoking pill

Chantix will help you to easily quit smoking , the downside is that it has just a few minor side effects like causing depression , suicidal thoughts and actions and a lot more funny things

Abilify For Depression

Another one in the same category like Chanrix is Abilify .But it is for depression , it is for people that are taking anti-depression pills ,but still feel depressed , so they need something more more efficient .It is a little bit complicated story , probably you need to see it a few times to get the idea . Ouh , and there are some side effects too of course - just the usual - suicidal thoughts , coma dizziness , nothing major to worry about . At least u will win the battle with the depression .

The weight loss commercials

All those weight loss commercials , promising you u loosing tons of wight jst in a few weeks .... From size 24 to size 6 .... insane

Geico's adds

The Lizard

and the Caveman

A lizard selling insurances to a caveman???Am I the only one who sees something terribly wrong in that ??And then they say on the TV don't take drugs!I can't even imagine what Geico's marketing crew is taking ...

Hefty Commercial

Hefty Hefty Hefty or you will be Stinky Stinky Stinky .... insane insane .Imagine combinating the Jackpot!!!! with hefty hefty hefty ...

And If there are no commercial showing , u are awatching a mix of insane reality shows like "Spoiled White Girls Crying" , "Fat Black Girls Crying" , "Bounty Hunters"
, variations of "Cops" (that is really really good piece of irony to watch Cops in the jail) , "Tilla Tequila" , "Miami Ink" , Obama's speeches about and health care and if that is not enough to make u crazy just add the fact that Uzbekistanian Robert De Niro - Kusan , for some weird and unknown reason always wanted to change the channel to Animal Planet - "Change to Animal , Animal, Animal" . OK , Kusan it was obvious that u had a lot in common with the animals , but why u had to show it so much. Don't worry Geico will hire you for their next generation Caveman commercials .You will be a star.

The last commercial become something like our jail hymn