Gumenite Mecheta ONLINE [gummi bears online ;) ]: NPICDF 25 :Visitation Day

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Chapter Twenty-Five :Visitation Day

Thursday September 10th 2009
Today was the Visitation Day and Djas , Lydia , Milena , Geri and Daniela came to see us in our new home.

Or otherwise said The Macedonian Special Forces just interfered into Franklin County Jail .They fooled the guard that were some visitors and managed to smuggle the special cream which was able to corrode the bars of the cell , and hopefully we were about to be out tonight .Meanwhile They informed us about some rumors and thoughts in the village about our disappearance (i mean vacation) - Bails , Conspiracies , Intrigues , What , Who was said , wrote on Facebook ...Turkish rumors about supposed mastermind behind all that conspiracy .
Somebody said - what goes around, comes around , didn't he/she?. Finally God , Buddha , Allah , Alexander The Macedonian , RA's eye and all other known and unknown gods punished us for all the bad things that we had done to the North Conway's student community in all those summers , winters , springs and falls .I personally take the responsibility for every single dirty dish in 20 miles radius form Artist Falls , for every love affair or kiss in the village , for every party , for all the missing beers and pasta from the refrigerators , for all blog posts , pictures on Picasa , videos on Youtube , for the lost hours and money , for all the rain rain rain , for the racist jokes , for that , that we learned Daniela how to smoke weed,for September 11th (that was also conspiracy played by terrorist gummi bears ) , for the drugs , for the police , for all the bad music , for the stolen pickles and franks , for the returned stuff in Walmart , for all the traffic accidents in Conway area .... and for many many more other things that i cant remember right now , but don't worry i think i have balls big enough to take some more blame

But just don't forget that the bad and mean guys go to jail , do their time , get out , say cheers and continue living their roller coaster life .On the other side the the misery guys goona eat pasta , franks and ramen noodles , steal cans of corn form the store all their misery life.
Shit happens all the time , the important is to keep walking towards new adventures and try to live your life , because u don't really have so much time to enjoy it , especially when it is raining all the time ;)So misery fuckers go fuck yourself , and watch out we gonna be out sooner or later ...
I am only angry to the Oracle - Batio Nikola , he didn't invite us to his wedding ,
...
Ouh and happy Birthday Val , thanks for the cups of water that u bought for all of us over there in the jail .

Content

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: The Kidnap

Chapter 3: The Holding Cell

Chapter 4: The Condom Rule

Chapter 5: Franklin County Jail

Chapter 6: The Most Wanted

Chapter 7: The Uzbekistanis And The Telephone

Chapter 8: Calling The Embassy

Chapter 9: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Mr. and Mrs. Smith]

Chapter 10: Graffiti Art

Chapter 11: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Perfect Stranger]