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Chapter Seven: The Uzbekistanis And The Telephone

6:30 in the morning , You woke up and the only thing u see is Caveman staying next to the payphone , staring in the wall with his empty brown eyes and trying to contact his alien ship , or his cave back in Uzbekistan....
For centuries scientists have been looking for the missing link in the human evolution , well I think they never went searching in the Uzbekistan.
Meet my new fellas from Uzbekistan - Kusan and AhrorAge born and raised in the caves of Uzbekistan , Rough and squared faces , Age - 45-50 , lived in USA for about 4-6 years , level of English 0 , level of understanding the world.... well i said the missing link so don't expect too much .I didn't know how Kusan and his buddy end up in Vermont , but they were really unique part of our jail gang. They were thinking that were arrested for being illegal aliens , i think they hold them because they wanted to study them and learn more about the evolution form first hand.
Those guys had no idea what was going on around them , and what is going to happen to them. They looked to me like....

well u know in every Disney animation movie there are at least two animals - suricates let's say which purpose in the movie is to look stupid , funny and always mess around . Actually Kusan was looking more like Robert De Niro especially when he was trying to speak English and AhrorAge was just ... let's say silent enigma(he was asking Val all the time А ти панимаеш па Руски?") i think he was also trying to intercept some military signals with his big satellite ears.

So those two guys were constantly fighting with the payphone - all day long .They never really understand how to use it , and at one point the guy who they were calling just stopped accepting their calls .

Well talking about the jail phone - it is really a good invention , if u want to make a phone call it should be collect - the receiver has to pay with his credit card before accepting the fuckin call. It is really a pain in the ass and it fuckin cost a lot....
Thanks god that Zetkata always accepts collect calls , especially when they are billed on Artist falls phone ....

Content

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: The Kidnap

Chapter 3: The Holding Cell

Chapter 4: The Condom Rule

Chapter 5: Franklin County Jail

Chapter 6: The Most Wanted

Chapter 7: The Uzbekistanis And The Telephone

Chapter 8: Calling The Embassy

Chapter 9: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Mr. and Mrs. Smith]

Chapter 10: Graffiti Art

Chapter 11: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Perfect Stranger]