No Paper Inmigracion Carcel De Federal

No Paper Inmigracion Carcel De Federal*
A Blog Diary Novel Poem
Written By Angel 
Produced By The Department Of Homeland Security
and US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement **

Chapter one : Prologue

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”

 Groucho Marx

Hello World , as u may know or may not know already I and Val went on trip to New York a few weeks ago ... It all started like just another summer trip and just in a blink of an eye turned into a 24 days of paid federal vacation or otherwise said - Jail Time. There are still a lot of questions out there - what really happened? , why? , who were involved ? , when ? etc. so I will try to clear all this mess up and rumors around by publishing the real story*** in series of blog posts in the next couple of days, weeks , years , who knows about all that sort of an adventure.
Thanks to everybody who helped us in this fucked  up situation**** .
Angel

Content

Chapter  1:  Prologue
Chapter  2:  The Kidnap
Chapter  3:  The Holding Cell
Chapter  4:  The Condom Rule
Chapter  5:  Franklin County Jail
Chapter  6:  The Most Wanted
Chapter  7:  The Uzbekistanis And The Telephone
Chapter  8:  Calling The Embassy
Chapter  9:  Popcorn[Jail Edition - Mr. and Mrs. Smith]
Chapter 10: Graffiti Art
Chapter 11: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Perfect Stranger]
Chapter 12: Contraband Cereal
Chapter 13: Bob Barker And The Maximum Security Shampoo
Chapter 14: Popcorn[Jail Edition - Snakes On The Plane]
Chapter 15: Batio's Letter
Chapter 16: Moving Upstairs
Chapter 17: The Guards
Chapter 18: Wake Up Neo
Chapter 19: Every Day Is Sunday
Chapter 20: Labor Day Stories
Chapter 21: Conspiracy Theories
Chapter 22: Hotel Rwanda
Chapter 23: Just Some Thoughts
Chapter 24: Macedonian Special Forces
Chapter 25: Visitation Day 
Chapter 26: Smile , Happy Life Is Just In Front Of You
Chapter 27: Jackpot!!!
Chapter 28: Mesican Suenos
Chapter 29: Tinkying about
Chapter 30: Inmigracion Law
Chapter 31: Interracial Love Sparks
Chapter 32: Last Night at FCJ
Chapter 33: Moving Forward
Chapter 34: Cumberland County Jail
Chapter 35: New Cell , New Beginning
Chapter 36: $ 4500 CASH
Chapter 37: Ocean View
Chapter 38: Instant Lunch
Chapter 39: Stories...
Chapter 40: GO!!!
Chapter 41: Boston
Chapter 42: Epilogue

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*Based on my jail , vacational i mean diary.
**Report suspicious activity 1-866-DHS-2-ICE http://www.ice.gov/
***Some facts may be modified or exaggerated a little in order to fit to the sarcastic and drama conception of my website
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