Been There?Done What?

To feel and understand the magic of that house you have to smell the sofa...I don't think that there is other sofa like that in the whole universe , so much love , so much DNA , so many memories , so many stories , so many pictures , so many kisses, so many life changes, so many friends , so so so ........ that list has no end. So now for a limited time if u send me your postal address and your short but not boring artist falls story ( via facebook , mail postal pigeon , comment on that post , message in the chat box here , whatever ) and if u are cool and special enough u can receive a special greeting card with a piece of the sofa

Also in order to qualify for that special edition postcard u have to be done at least few of those things

* Angel has spilled vodka on your shirt; you've seen him ridding a bike in the living room or running around with his socks on

* Val has bitten your back; made your eyes full of tears(not from joy) after just two minutes chat with him

* Nicola has asked you not to take any of his beers and warned u not to leave any liquids near the computer

* Vankata has sweared at u in a mix of Bulgarian and English and asked u to have sex with him if you are girl or at least look like a girl

* Kris has asked you to give him back this two dollars he gave u a month ago

* You have smoked weed with Adel, Vasil, Cody, Phil, Tym, Dawn, Kris , Vankata or some of the Attitash girls

* Your name is Natasha and you are either from Russia or Moldova...or Ukraine...or Belarus

* You are a Russian girl and you come at 10pm and stay till 2 am and keep on asking "where is the party?" or "who has birZday today?"

* You are a Bulgarian girl and u haven't had sex for a long time

* You are a Turkish girl and your favourite song is "I kissed a girl" never mind you are from Muslim country

* You are a Romanian girl and you drink equal to the Romanian boys

* Your are a Macedonian girl and you dance, drink, talk, laugh and so on only when all the other 5 Macedonian girls do that

* You are a Slovak girl and you drink almost equal to Slovak boys

* You have bumped Val's car and never asked him if everything is ok

* You are a boy from Poland and you are trying to have sex every summer since 2002 but never managed to

* You are from Europe and u still wonder why the Americans always play this stupid game with the small ball for table tennis, instead of being focused only on drinking

* You are from Egypt and u sleep with long sleeve shirt when its 95F during the night

* You are from Turkey and you eat pasta at least once a day, preparing it in a pan for frying

* You are from Bulgaria and you blame the Turkish guys for something u did 20 minutes ago

* You have drunk Jagemaister with Dawn Conway

* You have listened to chalga, kuchek, manele, russian hip-hop , regaton and all the crap music from the Balkans , Russia , South America...

* You are a Romanian and u don't believe in angels until u actually saw one

* You have been arrested for DUI

* You have been arrested for Underage drinking

* The walls in the upstairs bathroom are still talking about u

* You never know when to stop with this fukin Serbian music

* You think that North Conway is the most boring city in USA , regardless of the fact that it's actually a village and u haven't been anywhere else in US

* You have worked in either Blubbery Muffin or GAP , or both

* You got married after living at Artist Falls

* You have been proud owner of a 500 bucks car

* Your bicycle has been stolen numerous times

* Kris never managed to fix your bike

* You are Macedonian and still believe that Alexander The Great is THE FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE AND MACEDONIA

* You have been kissed almost 85 % of all US boys in Mt. Washington Valley Area

* Your first questions when u meet somebody are - Where are u working ? How much do u get per hour ? Can I use your discount ?

* You love to make facebook photo comments - kind of -

snow in my town...so cool;))))) ... or yeehhh...pizza was really great!!!!!!!!=)))))) ....or i miss u my friend..... or so so so nice photo=)))))))....

* You are getting offended of any of those conditions.

* You have a serious boyfriend back home and u love him so much

* You have been fired from walmart

* You think that stealing from the shops of Settlers Green, TJmax, JCPenny and so on...is not such a big deal, if the stolen items are under 500 bucks

* You start understanding why u have to punch in/out of work at the end of August

* You think that opening a checking account is completely useless when you can keep all your money cash

* You always enter from the exit door and use the entrance one to get out

*You can spend 5 hours kissing on the magic sofa

*You are a ghost

*You don't remember anything form the last night

* You are special kid

* You throw cigarettes all over the house

* You take a shower and u always leave the curtain outside , so u could make the whole bathroom like a real Aqua Park

* You are so brave to take a tub in the upstairs bathroom , regardless of the fact that there is genetic material from at least 30 nations

* You lost your deposit money

* Your girlfriend/boyfriend saw some pictures on picasa that shouldn't see

* You don't remember half of the names of all the people that u have seen over there

* Your credit card has no limit

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So send my your address , be sure to write what is your artist falls story and if u are cool and special enough u will receive that special postcard with a piece of the magic sofa .