Some Easter stories

Today i just realized what is one of the best thing about being living in USA.
It is Easter - time to paint the eggs , get with the family , thank to that guy Jesus who saved us all and some other bullshits like that.
So the thing is that We are Orthodox and we celebrate Easter one week after they celebrate it in USA... Q:Why is this so important?
A:Well u can buy all your Easter merchandise in Walmart on sale 50% off.Isn't great?
One great fuckin deal for all the Orthodox in USA .
So I head to Walmart today [the Monday after USA Easter] to get some cheap and great made in China Easter merchandise ...
And this time i had a real fuckin hit

For the total amount of 3.50 American dollars i got

1. M & M Easter green candy creature
2. Happy Easter Candy Cross
3. Mechanized Funny Bunny

[1GB Flash Drive not included ]

So what a great fuckin deal - while The M & M Easter green candy creature looks kind of normal and ok for Easter , The Candy Cross totally stunned me !What a great way to celebrate Easter with a chunk of Jesus Christ Candy Cross - made in the great city of Reading , PA , USA . It really looks like plastic , and still have no clue about the taste but the guys form Palmer Company said on the back that they made chocolates for over 50 years for Christams , Valentines Day , Easter and Helloween. So far so good - I think if the jews have tried to crusifict Jesus on Candy Cross it would be fuckin hard , expasally in warm and sunny day outside Golgotha.

But still the Holly Candy Cross is nothing , nothing comapred to the triumph of the Chinese toy designers.

Meet the Funny Bunny - born and raised in Jam Jong Province , China , distributed in USA by My Favorite Company , INC [Los Angeles , California]

First of all the Funny Bunny it is not even funny , it is fuckin scaring machine - build from a mad man . Before u start playing with the Funny Bunny please read carefully the instructions on the back

So what is The Funny Bunny living for ? What is in its head , what is it thinking , feeling and dreaming ?

I will tell you its main goal in life is to walk in absolutely retarded way over your table and crap everything around.

Crap and candy shits everywhere - That is the real Easter spirit that i dream about , isn't it? Jesus would be so fuckin proud of The Funny Bunny...

And now for u known and unknown visitors of my blog I present u The Only ONE!!!THE Notorious Easter Funny Bunny

[and then people are saying - Don't take drugs!!Fuck that , u need some serious shit to survive in this fuckin world , especially if u are going to meet The Funny Bunny]