Saturday, March 28, 2009

Joreto's Wall



Mood: :) ako ne misli6 za p...ki zna4i ne6to si se razseql ... :D
Birth Date: Friday, May 28
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Language: Bulgarian
Location: plovdiv, Bulgaria
Contacts: 110
About Me: tigar po rojdenie,mu6morok ponqkoga
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Joreto's latest skype moods




"... ne me interesuva iskash li me ili ne ... padai na kolene !!!"
neka sbadnem prez novata godina vsi4ko koeto sme jelali do sega i da sme badem zdravi kato planini:P:)

Автомонтьор със златни ръце,ще ремонтирам всичко по теб.Автомонтьор, супер разбирач,ще те работя аз от сутрин до здрач.

moje vseki den da vali ..no ako se pregarnem moje i slance da izgree ![ It can be raining every day , but If we hug each other the sun will rise ]


zabravi za tvoq priqtel i ela v hotelskata staq ... vzemi tvoite priqtelki i me 4akai v hotelskata staq <ss type="tongueout"></ss> <ss type="smile"</ss> <ss type="party">(party)</ss>[Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room - Pitbull Hotel Service]

:) kolata e kato gadjeto mi.. pipne6 li martav si !!! :D [NEW]

momi4etata sa skapocenni kamani ... nqma koi da ne gi haresva :P :) i vseki iska da ima kolkoto se moje pove4e :P :)

:) hei 4estita baba Marta na vsi4ki ..d aste 4erveni i zasmeni :P:)) ei bab4e ti si baba samo na vazrast ina4e si qko gadje s bqla poli4ka i 4erven sutien :D

:) marta savic - zar si kukavica :P (music)(dance) .. vsi4ki varhu masata ili varhu macetata (music)

:) enrique iglesias AND CIARA- taking BACK my love ...

koito iska da napravi ne6to interesno da doide unas kam 12 ve4erta .. i dovedete pritqtelka vse pak apartamenta e dosta mraseeen :D

:) k da cruz - push ... za koito iska da izrigne ;;;;; kakto sno6i aaaaa :D i lio .. is it loveeeeee ..

4estit praznik na vsi4ki vliubeni i na vsi4ki piandurnici :P :) celuvkata te kara da se 4uvstva6 taka kakto, pedala na gazta kara kolata da ramjiiiiii kogato e sprqla na svetofar!!! :D:D

"... :) celuvkata e kato kogato natiskash pedala na gazsta koqto kara kolata da ramji !!!.."

:) brat mi e moreto tamno , ludite trevi sa mi sestrite... snegove i buini hali 6te ti pratq da doidat ..da te vdignat i da te dokarat :) ahah

:) za6to trqbva da ima 4ervena to4ka be ..

koteto e tolkova sladko , a zashto mishleto biaga otnego togava? hahaha

:) ako ne misli6 za p...ki zna4i ne6to si se razseql ... :D

jenite sa kato cigarite..znae6 4e 6te te ubiqt nqkoi den..no pak e super kef kato gi darpash .. ahah

jenite za6to vse o6te iskat maj do sebe si..mn e prosto..zastavat do edno po grozno sa6testvo(maja) i taka se 4uvstvat po krasivi..ahah

aide nameri gi moite slabi mesta..malkite srednite i golemitei tqh..namei gi o6te sega.. :P:P

:) kako s dupe bqlo ..gleda6 moeto 4erno tqlo...samo mene v o4ite pogledni i vav vihara se ponesi.. 8-|

:) baja - zapisano je u vremenu dance rmx ... liubovta - nai sladkata otrova .. nalivaite do gore 4a6ata :P :)

:) ako ponqkoga prekalq.. ela i mi zapu6i ustata .. ne s ritnik po mucunata a s celuvka zapalila dori mokri klon4eta v gorata :)

:) za6to nqma dostata4no luda macka i stabilna macka s koqto da zavladeem tozi malak svqt :( vsi4ki pari , modelki i t.n

:) slavica cukteras -zvaces je mojim imenom (dance)
(dance) (dance) i prst sudbine

:) i like the way she do it :P :)


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Joreto's threats
Jore veche si zvezda
[12:47:20 AM] Nonchoказа: :P
[3:51:45 AM] georgi каза: ahahha
[3:51:56 AM] georgi каза: ei toq valio samo s prostotii se zanimava maina
[3:52:01 AM] georgi каза: (chuckle)
[12:00:06 PM] Noncho  каза: tva ne e val we
[12:00:12 PM] Noncho каза: tva e na an4o saita
[12:02:40 PM] georgi каза: taka li
[12:02:52 PM] georgi каза: ami tozi tapanar kakvo ob6to ima s men
[12:02:55 PM] georgi каза: 4e me e pisal
[12:03:03 PM] georgi каза: 6te mu s4upq glavata ako doide
[12:03:33 PM] Noncho  каза: :D
[12:03:52 PM] Noncho  каза: az mislih 4e she se zaradvash
[12:03:58 PM] georgi каза: da be da
[12:04:07 PM] georgi каза: pone po hubava snimka da mi bqha slojili
[12:04:29 PM] Noncho каза: i taq ne si zle we
[12:04:32 PM] Noncho каза: kvo ti e
[12:06:11 PM] georgi каза: as 6te mu pratq snimka drugas
[12:06:13 PM] georgi каза: ina4e
[12:06:16 PM] georgi каза: kato si doide v bg
[12:06:21 PM] georgi каза: 6te go polagam mn zdravo
[12:06:28 PM] georgi каза: tozi an4o li pedal4o li e
[12:06:36 PM] georgi каза:
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Joreto in popular culture

Joreto's first appearance on big screen

Joreto in Pet society
Joreto telling jokes to his friends in pet society

Joreto running for the gold medal

Joreto finished at first place one more time

Joreto visiting his best friend and partner in crimes

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