Thursday, February 26, 2009

Popcorn: Russian Actions[Mega Pack]

Russian Action movies - yes for real , there are Russian action movies.It is a whole new universe for me (very very sick universe ).I will try to make some reviews ....but really - it is kind of matrix thing , u have to see it by yourself.


Kod Apocalipsa
World is danger .5 atomic bombs are just a phone call away from exploding .The only person that can stop this from happening is the Russian KGB hot bitch Anastasya Zavorotnyuk . Fuck u Bond , you are piece of shit but she is hot and smart , and she will do everything even a few blow jobs to save our fuckin world from the terrorists.I liked the way how everybody in this movie is speaking Russian - the French , The English , The Americans(well they had a black guy in the CIA unit , so we were able to recognize who is CIA) ,even the Norwegians , were speaking fuckin Russian ....
And be sure to wait for the last scene of the movie - it is really a piece of glory ...
IMDB
Trailer(not official)

Using of Drugs while watching this movie : Not necessary , couple of beers will be enough to understand it
My Rating : 7.5/10
Download: the pirate bay .Also search youtube or torrents.ru


Muzhskoy sezon. Barkhatnaya revolyutsiya [Men's season . The Velvet Revolution] - really fucked up . The story is about heroic fat ex cop which is fighting against world-wide drug federation .It starts with showing the Russian national team of American football (yes I am not joking you will actually see this in the movie). In the middle there is a story about the new LADA . In the end two heroic chickens will survive a massive explosion while escaping from a massive underground explosion.. I will not tell u nothing about the end , because i acctually couldnt see it , I was fuckin high at that time ...
The way that the director is using a still cameras is one of a kind bullshit
Ouh yeah and Michael Madsen is in the cast , i am not quite sure what for , but he is there
Trailer

IMDB
Using of Drugs while watching this movie : Weed for sure!!!! Some mushrooms will be OK too
Rating: 8.0/10
Download :ArenaBG or search around the net for Mugskoy Sezon DVDRip XviD AC3 Rus-25KADR


Nepobedimyj [The Unbeatable ]
The plot is very supprising - A tough (unbeatable ) Russian KGB agent is fighting to discover a a some kind of conspiracy in the government and in the secret services. So far so good . We have also a nice Russian secret agent chick to help him out , possibly to fuck him . Favourite quote of the movie : "Yeah there are whores , but they are so sweet"
Trailer

IMDB
Using of Drugs while watching this movie : Well... some weed is always handy when watching Russian action movies , but u can skip the drugs on this one , there some cool jokes that will make u laugh
IMDB
Rating : 7.2/10
Download : ArenaBG or search around for Nepobedimyj 2008 DVDRip XviD AC3 Rus

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