Monday, December 22, 2008

You know you're from NH when...




- You have more miles on your snow blower than your car

- The mosquitoes have landing lights

- You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Not Winter and Almost Winter

- when your town has 3 dunkin donuts in three consecutive buildings

- You Know you Live in NH when 40 degrees is warm come April.

- The seasons are three months of winter and one month of not very good sleddin.

- A Cah is somethin you drive, cohn is somethin you eat and shots are somethin you wear in August.

- When its sunny and raining at the same time




- ...when you can pernounce Kangamangus

- when it can snow, sleet, rain, and hail all in the same day

- ....when you pay $1 for something at the Dollar Tree. Thank you, no sales tax!

- -WHEN YOU SEE BUMPER STICKERS THAT SAY, "IF IT'S CALLED TOURIST SEASON, WHY CAN'T WE SHOOT THEM?"

- you drive 7 hours in the snow to get there because you miss it so much.

- you drive 7 hours in the snow to get there because you miss it so much

- You have to drive 20 miles to buy food and you call it a supermarket.




- When you refer to the grass around your house as either the front door yard or the back door yard.

- When a carbonated beverage is called soda, not pop.
- ...When all the roads are plowed by every joe on your street with a pickup truck.




- Helmets on motorcyclists

- Seat belts on those over 18

- Gun permits

- Car insurance

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